Here’s a short little ditty that I wrote to the tune of the Eagles’ Tequilla Sunrise. It was posted a long while ago on YSaC, but I thought I’d dig it up and post it here; mostly because I have an unhealthy obsession with coffee:

It’s another espresso sunrise,
Blearing slowly ‘cross the sky, said goodbye
It was just a cup of coffee
Tryin’ to wake up Taco’s brain
Today’s the same

Ev’ry morn when the sun comes up
He pours himself another cup
And munches the coffee grounds

He wanted just another coffee
To keep the sleep from comin’ on
Can’t stay awake
And now the caffeine’s workin’
And now the snark is flowing free
He’s filled with glee

Take another swig of coffee
Type when you feel the inspiration hit
Yay liquid wit
It’s another espresso sunrise,
Very well this doesn’t bode,

-Confusion is a state of mind, or is it?