Today is the day for all those of the US persuasion to stuff themselves to the point of explosive, projectile vomiting in order to show thanks for the good fortunes of our lives. Yeah, it never really made that much sense to me either. I guess calling it a harvest festival was too “last century” back when the holiday was first starting to gain popularity.

Anyway, I’m taking the day off from posting all of my normally deep, and meaningful blog… stuff. Instead, I’ll be eating until I can barely move. A fair trade, I think.

-Confusion is a state of mind, or is it?